ayaka, 18, singapore
blessed & happy
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Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.




your children will probably attend school with someone named Naruto 


A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.

Chibi Sho-chan (^∀^)


Three photos taken in the same place, different times of the year.


I’m happy for others that are happy or succeeding.

I’m happy for those that are happy in love.

I’m happy for those that are growing.

I’m happy for those that know who they are and love it.

I’m happy for others bc it’s more satisfying than being jealous or hating.

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